There’s nothing that says “happy holidays” like finding out that your significant other will no longer be traveling 95% of the year. “Yipee!”, you’d say until you heard the rest of the story. Gods bless Paul Harvey, but the rest of the story is never as good as he made it out to be. The rest of this story is that my hubby will be traveling 98% of the year with his promotion. Oh goody! Oh yeah! Our children never really wanted a father and I was just kidding when I stood up at that altar, (no the church did not catch fire as you might have expected), and married him. I think I’ll go stick my head in a bucket of egg nog and call it a day. Take that Mr. Scrooge!